Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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