This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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