i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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