its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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