After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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