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Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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