Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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