You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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