What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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