I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I will die if light touches me.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
My dick has a subreddit
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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