are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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