I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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