Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
