its not stalking. its research.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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