38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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