Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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