Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
