You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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