Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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