I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
this will be a night to untag.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
