in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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