I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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