I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Ketchup is God's man juice
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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