i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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