Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I FOUND THE LEGS
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
