Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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