We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You need a sexual gate keeper
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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