i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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