I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm always down for nudity.
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