Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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