Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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