I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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