This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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