Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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