Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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