Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We left an ass print on the piano.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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