We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Fuck appropriateness.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Randomize
