Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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