That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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