Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Say something about gay babies.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He passed out mid-signature
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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