Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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