But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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