I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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