eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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