Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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