So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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