Pappa wants mamma naked
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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