nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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