you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Randomize
