She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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