How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
