My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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