The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Randomize
