I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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